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Empire of Ash 1988
Things that survived the Canadian apocalypse: guns, cars, motorcycles, studded black leather, radios, knockout gas,
Things that didn't: bras.
Some ok stuntwork. Cookie-cutter post-apoc. Super slow, though.
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Black Spot 1990
Bruce Le delivers a pretty solid HK actioner with a lot of explosions at the end.
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The Champions of Justice 1971
An evil mad scientist comes up with a way to give midgets the power of ten athletes (but for a limited time). The midgets go around fighting a team of luchadores for... reasons. Features the world's longest drum solo on the soundtrack.
Balls-out crazy. 10 stars / 5.
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Love on a Leash 2011
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
A dog wants to sex human females but he can't because he's a dog. A magic puddle says if a woman loves him he can achieve his aims. He meets Lisa, a woman who wears all green and lives in an all green house. She adopts his dog ass, has some bad dates, and tries to kill herself with pills. Then the dog brings help, she leaves the hospital and finds him again, he turns into a man (but only…
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