Matthew

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  • The Lost & Found Video Night Mixtape

    ★★★★

  • The Stairway to Stardom Mixtape

    ★★★★½

  • AGFA's Special Christmas Special

    ★★★★½

  • Lifeforce

    ★★★½

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  • Kraven the Hunter

    Kraven the Hunter

    ½

    Sooo… hit-girl is not in this one then?

  • Panic in Year Zero!

    Panic in Year Zero!

    ★★★

    You say civilization’s still here? Now watch it unwind into a raw, hard core. 

    Misread and thought this was a film about a prehistoric picnic, not the real time destruction of a nation! I hate watching the real time destruction of a nation!

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  • Liza Treyger: Night Owl

    Liza Treyger: Night Owl

    ★★★★

    “…and then he called me ma’am - which is a slur by the way.”

  • Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer

    Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer

    ½

    It’s 2024, England has left all allies, their only export is transphobic screeds* from inbred ‘celebs’ 30 years past their prime. 

    Pay your fucking taxes, you absolute hack. Even if your comedy set is nothing but punching down at the most marginalized groups you should still try to make it funny. If I’m hearing the same jokes from you that I did 30 years ago in elementary school you are a crock of shit. 

    *it’s all one joke. They have one joke. There was 59 minutes of ‘ohhh I’m gonna be naughty’ edging and then ‘trans ladies are men innit!’