Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Fool 1990

  ★★★½ Added

  (goes to the "british people" enclosure at the zoo) awwww theyre so cute : D (throws in a peanut)

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  The Grinning Man 2020

  Added

  cant rate this objectively bc it permanently destroyed my brain

Popular reviews

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  Batman Returns 1992

  ★★★½ Added

  falls into one of my favorite genres which is "movies that are too horrible for children and too stupid for adults". everyday i wish they had made the unmade spinoff script about pfeiffer's catwoman where she retires to a fucked up las vegas disneyworld anti-gotham in the middle of the desert and ends up fighting a group of evil superheroes and halfway through the movie every woman in the city has a mental breakdown and becomes a different type of…

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  Dick Tracy 1990

  ★★★½ Added

  comic book movie that COMMITS. we love to see a director pick a colour palette and COMMIT to it. every street and seedy criminal hideout gotta have the fisher price type chucky factory type primaries. last-gasp-of-the-soundstage-blockbuster babys-first-copaganda kids-playing-toys-in-a-big-plastic-playset dream. i heard less than 10 second of the score during the opening credits and said "oh? danny elfman?" and then danny elfman's name flashed up on screen with perfect comedic timing.

  gorgeous montages. stunning montages. also truly ideal movie for people…