Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Alien: Covenant 2017

  ★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  first Alien movie i didn't get to say "iT's A fiLm aBouT mOthErs" and that's a shame 

  (u could probably argue it is in a convoluted way, but i won't be since this movie feels far more patriarchal to me)

  anyways, for scientists, they were some dumb mfs

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  look mom, it's all of my special interests in 1 movie

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu the Vampyre 1979

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Oct 2024

  me muttering "lil freak ass" for 1hr 47 min straight

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  Cats 2019

  ½ Watched 23 Dec 2019

  i'm shaken at the audacity of everyone involved in creating this. who is this made for? the jokes play like a movie for children, yet every cat is seemingly writhing around in heat being way too horny for a movie about cats. neither movie buff, musical fan, or the cat obsessed can unironically like this film.

  aesthetically it is painful to the eyes (aside from some of the sets, but even this is ruined with poorly done green screen). the cgi…