Andrew Crane

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Struggling adult by day passionate filmmaker by night
March love goes to the 1940’s

Favorite films

  • Casablanca
  • The Wolf Man
  • Citizen Kane
  • Bicycle Thieves

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  • Novocaine

    ★★★

  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★½

  • Captain Fantastic

    ★★★★

  • Black Bag

    ★★★★½

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  • 10,000 BC

    10,000 BC

    ½

    Lol. 

    Is it just me or is Roland Emmerich a hack. Like how the hell could you fuck up a movie this bad? The leads speak English? Lol okay. Only the bad guys speak in a foreign language so we feel “detached”. And I hate the character who’s only purpose is to be a translator fucking waste of time. I feel so bad for these actors they seem to try but are also dead inside because they have no direction…

  • The Descent

    The Descent

    ★★★★½

    This film has two type of scares
    1. Flesh eating creatures 
    2. Claustrophobia 

    This film has always been in the back of my mind. For the longest time I can recall a memory where I saw a glimpse of the creature when I was a young lad. Scared the shit outta me but ever since then every once and a while that image pops into my head making me want to seek out the film and watch it. 

    Well bitches…

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    Mickey 17 couldn’t handle the Neutron style

  • Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

    Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

    ★★★★★

    It’s like a tricycle. You take away one of the wheels what do you got? Nothing. A bicycle. Don’t use that. 

    This movie is amazing

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