Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Antichrist 2009

  ★★★½ Rewatched 12 Jul 2016 2

  Still can't decide what's worse: Willem Dafoe getting his balls crushed by a log then ejaculating blood or Charlotte Gainsbourg cutting her own clit off with some scissors.

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  The Wolf of Wall Street 2013

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Jan 2014

  Give Leo his Oscar.
  Give Jonah an Oscar for choking on a ham sandwich.
  Thank you Marty.

Recent reviews

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  The Great Escape 1963

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 26 Dec 2023

  Who told James Coburn he could do an Australian accent 😂

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  End of Days 1999

  ★★ Rewatched 28 Oct 2023

  Completely forgot about the Arnie & Miriam Margolyes fight scene where she thoroughly batters him. Maybe that's why he reportedly kept farting in her face on set.

Popular reviews

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  Entertainment 2015

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Nov 2015

  Well this cheered me right up.

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  C.H.U.D. 1984

  ★★½ Watched 31 Mar 2019

  Surprisingly, it wasn't completely S. H. I. T.