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The Hunchback of Notre Dame 1996
this movie fucking rules...Alan Menken did not have to go this hard!!
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The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 2002
I'm giving this deeply weird and sometimes goofy movie five stars for its extended edition, which is the most chaotic of the trilogy by a mile. Aside from providing what some might regard crucial context for some of the theatrical release's plot developments (lol?), it also finds time for Saruman (who lives with literal orcs) telling Grima he stinks, some extra Gollum comedy, Eowyn's awkward dirge, Eowyn's disgusting stew, discussions about how old Aragorn is really, Merry and Pippin trying…
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