Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025 1

  Yes everyone’s pointing out the Challengers similarities but no one’s mentioned how “threesome with a cloned version of yourself” was already done in the post-credit scene of The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)

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  Con Air 1997

  Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Nicolas Cage has a southern accent and John Malkovich says the title of the film

  Now that’s what I call The Movies

Popular reviews

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  The Quick and the Dead 1995

  ★★★★½ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  I fucking loved this movie holy moly

  We got:
  Peak hot Russell Crowe ✅ 
  Young Leo ✅
  Keith GODDAMN DAVID ✅
  Obviously Sharon Stone obviously ✅
  The OLD MAN FROM HOME ALONE I MEAN COME ON ✅
  A western that passes the bechdel test?!? (by a hair but still) ✅
  Surprise Gary Sinese heat check ✅

  Fun from front to back

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  Hard Eight 1996

  ★★★½ Watched 30 Dec 2024 1

  An absolute who’s who of dudes with middle names/ initials