Chris

Chris

Favorite films

  • Good Will Hunting
  • 12 Angry Men
  • Training Day
  • Gladiator

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  • You Should Have Left

    ★★½

  • Attack the Block

    ★★★

  • Knife in the Water

    ★★½

  • Mulan

    ★★½

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  • Gladiator II

    Gladiator II

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Skinamarink

    Skinamarink

    ★★★

    i'm not sure what i watched but i am subliminally influenced into writing a long run on sentence review with no capitalisation what i want to say is if you want to spend ninety minutes watching dark grainy footage of eighty five percent nothing and fifteen percent weird stuff and not seeing a single human face in the whole film then oh boy is this the film for you it is tense and unsettling especially the noise the sound design…

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  • The Killer

    The Killer

    ½

    John Woo is a legend in the action genre. I'm not sure why.

    The Killer has a plot, and it's a good one on paper, but there's zero nuance to the execution. It's rushed. The dialogue is the bare minimum needed to establish the story. The acting is beyond awful. The action sequences are corny even by 1989 standards. The only thing missing is some 1960s Batman style "POW!" "WHAM!" animations.

    The Killer throws shit at the wall and barely…

  • Smile 2

    Smile 2

    ½

    One of the worst films I've ever seen.

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