Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Repo! The Genetic Opera 2008

  ★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  This is the most concise expression of mall goth media that has ever existed and despite the fact that the entire thing is a huge corny pastiche of mid-2000's aesthetics and musical trappings, I couldn't help but find myself having fun to this one.

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  Afflicted 2013

  ★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Mr. Beast and Markiplier go on an all-expense world tour.

  This could have been my favorite found footage movie but its middle third is a great example of everything you shouldn't do in a found footage film. Thankfully the last third is great and an example of everything you should do, which redeems it a bit.

  This movie got way better after Mr. Beast died btw.

Popular reviews

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  Citizen Kane 1941

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Feb 2025 2

  The main difference between Charles Kane and Elon Musk is that Charles was innocent once.

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  Golem 1979

  ★★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  At this point I am convinced that Poland is just a Garry's Mod server where everyone who spawns-in dies before finding out what the fuck is going on.