Nick Brown

Nick Brown

Favorite films

  • Lost Highway
  • Suspiria
  • The Hunger
  • Enter the Void

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  • Mission: Impossible II

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  • Mission: Impossible

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  • An American Hippie in Israel

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  • Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster

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  • Mission: Impossible II

    Mission: Impossible II

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    Lisa Gerrard’s mournful vocals, idols burning, and Anthony Hopkins’ intimidating presence all in one scene. It’s like Dead Can Dance is about to get an unintentional career defining video…then you are waterboarded awake with the fuckin Mission: Difficult line.

    Reeks of Y2K era cringy action flick and hollow character/relationship cliches. At least the doves and guns spawning from the sand are badass.

  • Mission: Impossible

    Mission: Impossible

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    Starts off teasing as if this will become a stylish, paranoid spy/giallo hybrid but then proceeds to lose its early ominous tone, descending into typical 90s Hollywood overreaching.

    Not quite the spectacle it would become but still a satisfactory, vintage thrill ride.

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  • Evangelion: 2.0 You Can (Not) Advance

    Evangelion: 2.0 You Can (Not) Advance

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    Holy fuck did Misato bang Pen Pen????

  • The Addams Family

    The Addams Family

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    Well of course Thing has a foot fetish!!!

    Wednesday’s new noose hair is absolutely fire and some of the humor is solid...too bad this is atrociously directionless, basic, there’s far too many useless contemporary songs, and has hideous (in a bad way) animation...

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