Jordan

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Terrible reviews. Terrible taste in movies. All entertainment.

Favorite films

  • Army of Darkness
  • RRR
  • A Nightmare on Elm Street
  • The Wizard of Oz

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  • Melancholia

    ★★★★

  • Troll

    ★★★★

  • Runaway Jury

    ★★★½

  • Pearl

    ★½

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  • Melancholia

    Melancholia

    ★★★★

    Really, the start of the film with the still images was really a slow point for me. 

    A great story about more than just the end of the earth.

  • Troll

    Troll

    ★★★★

    A solid monster movie. The time line. The reveal. 

    While it’s very predictable, it really nails a lot of what it wants to do. Shot well. Looks well. Monster is awesome.

    It’s also weird to watch a movie with zero diversity. There is ONE person of colour at the end of the movie.

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  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    ★½

    It’s clear that no one is having fun in this movie. It’s very boring and slow UP until we get the standoff between Batman and Superman. Which also includes the warehouse Batman scene and the doomsday fight. Reveals, shots, slow motion are all great for a super hero movie, but I don’t think the director or even the writer gets these characters in this world.

    You don’t feel for any of them. 

    It’s very apparent this was this was rushed…

  • Carry-On

    Carry-On

    ★★

    Talk about a D list action film. Nothing happens. All talent is wasted. In a movie where the airport could be a character, it isn’t. 

    The 45 second car chase scene in the most action in this completely predictable movie that is good for one thing; to fill a 2 hour afternoon if you have NOTHING else to do.