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Recent reviews

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  Dredd 2012

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Mar 2025

  Contains the most beautiful entry and exit bullet wounds in cinematic history, in 'slo-mo.'
  The fact we'll never get our completed trilogy and 50 Shades did is a crime against celluloid.

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  Punisher: War Zone 2008

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  I'm pretty sure Frank kills someone using just his nose. This is cinema

Popular reviews

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  Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Nov 2024

  I'm trying that 'sperm donor for my baby' joke at work tomorrow. Wish me luck.

  An unparalleled masterclass in the darkest humour possible, Anthony Jeselnik is the GOAT.

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  Dark Angel 1990

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Nov 2024

  Wanton destruction aplenty, killer CD's, heroin dealing yuppie scum, the most inaccurate alien weapon ever, Dolph kicking ass, predictable 90's buddy/buddy banter and 8 foot tall alien drug runners. This means this is an enjoyable 90's action/sci-fi B movie