Me always wondering if the Mummy and Gill man have 'nards' as well.
Dracula definitely does. We all know there's times when we want to call a 5 year old girl a bitch, but don't. But Dracula, he owned that line.
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The Monster Squad 1987
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The Last Voyage of the Demeter 2023
Always nice to see a modern Dracula movie carry on the trend of setting up a sequel we'll never get.
If they ever remake this, it could be set on a spaceship in the future but instead of Batracuula, you could have an alien.
Modern horror movies. They kill the kid and the dog, and the black guy lives.
If you want the same story, only fun. Try Blood Vessel, episode 2 of the recent BBC adaptation.
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Anthony Jeselnik: Bones and All 2024
I'm trying that 'sperm donor for my baby' joke at work tomorrow. Wish me luck.
An unparalleled masterclass in the darkest humour possible, Anthony Jeselnik is the GOAT.
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Dark Angel 1990
Wanton destruction aplenty, killer CD's, heroin dealing yuppie scum, the most inaccurate alien weapon ever, Dolph kicking ass, predictable 90's buddy/buddy banter and 8 foot tall alien drug runners. This means this is an enjoyable 90's action/sci-fi B movie
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