Favorite films

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  Saturday Night 2024

  ★★½ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  Great cast, but kind of not really anything

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  Wicked City 1987

  ★★★½ Watched 01 Feb 2025

  Solid, super erotic noir with some rad, horny body horror. Silly story, but top tier late 80’s anime aesthetics. Give me a Neo Tokyo skyline and some dreamy, Japanese pop ballad and I’m good to go.

  Unfortunately did not know this was going to be 90% fucking, so I’m pretty sure my roommate thought I was watching porn in the living room.

Popular reviews

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  Blue Valentine 2010

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 10 Mar 2023

  So you’re telling me that two incredibly gorgeous, charming, talented individuals are destined to have a relationship that falls to ruins, but me as an average-looking freak with no tap dancing or ukulele skills is just supposed to get out there and hope for the best?

  Sickk can’t wait to die alone

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  Oldboy 2013

  ★★★½ Rewatched 01 Oct 2020

  I briefly met Spike Lee at the home release party for BlackKklansman. 

  I approached him and asked if I could get a picture with him. He kindly said yes. While we were waiting for my friend to open his camera app I got crippled with a wave of anxiety and said, “fuck the critics, I love your Oldboy”

  Spike Lee frowned and said, “that makes one of us”

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