Julian

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Favorite films

  • Big Trouble in Little China
  • Speed Racer
  • Body Double
  • The Night of the Hunter

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  • Kraven the Hunter

  • ...All the Marbles

    ★★★★

  • Hannie Caulder

    ★★★★

  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★★

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  • Kraven the Hunter

    Kraven the Hunter

    ADR: The Movie!

    An abysmal half hearted effort from literally everyone involved that feels like it was stitched together from three completely different movies with hours and hours of additive looping (not one single character says “The Rhino” while on camera.) 

    I could not even begin to tell you where on planet Earth any of this movie was supposed to be taking place, and despite acting like it makes a lot of sense this movie has no connective tissue between…

  • ...All the Marbles

    ...All the Marbles

    ★★★★

    For modern marks who like flipping through dirt sheets reading true tales of the territory grapplers this is a hoot and a half. Never knew how badly I needed to hear Columbo say “sunset flip,” and mean it. Great cast, fun kayfabe wrestling world, and hey - great work rate in the ring! So glad this bumpy wrestling road trip dramedy features heaping helpings of in ring action. Hilariously I checked out Siskel and Ebert’s contemporary review and they bemoaned…

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  • Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

    Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

    ★★★★★

    I cried. I sobbed. My hero.

  • The Mouseketeers at Walt Disney World

    The Mouseketeers at Walt Disney World

    ★★

    Look, I’m not even really sure this belongs here since it’s a hour long tv special, but I have something to say. 

    THIS is what I want from these streaming services. Here Disney has readily served up a dated relic of its past, including commercial breaks, that is a real snapshot of historical television content. I have absolutely no interest in all of these media powerhouses standing up their own bespoke services if it’s just to function as repositories for…