Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★½ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  the bits tread a fine line between fun and obnoxious and while i’m not sure what side i think it mostly falls on, the bigger problem is that so much of this is languid, lifeless. much the same as longlegs

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  The Unbreakable Boy 2025

  ★½ Watched 17 Feb 2025

  cloying nonsense addicted to undercutting its own tone. zachary levi is anti-charisma.

Popular reviews

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  Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City 2021

  ★★★ Added

  fun. stupid. kinda nonsense plot with characters that don’t seem at all like real people. so a very faithful adaptation.

  
  shame they didn’t put mr x in there.

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  Cobra 1986

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2023

  very cool movie about how the pansy liberals get in the way of real police work (needlessly endangering civilians)