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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025 1

  Bong’s hatred for capitalism is the best part of the movie.

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  Companion 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Feb 2025

  Some great Halloween costume inspo in this one

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  Transformers: The Last Knight 2017

  ★½ Watched 21 Sep 2024 1

  It got worse…. Not only did this movie scrap any bit of continuity for the last 4. We also somehow managed to fuck up some of the easiest fan service when it came to Hot Rod and Unicron. Such a disappointing end to this franchise and it’s very clear why it had to die.

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  Under Paris 2024

  ★ Watched 13 Jun 2024

  This review goes out to the writes of this movie listed as: Yannick Dahan, Maud Heywang, and Xavier Gens. Please don’t ever write anything again. I would rather watch a sharknado film than some shit like this again. 1 star just for the shark W.

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