Alonzo

Alonzo

Favorite films

  • Five Easy Pieces
  • The Great Silence
  • McCabe & Mrs. Miller
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

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  • Annie Hall

  • MacGruber

  • Brazil

    ★★★★★

  • Scavengers Reign

    ★★★★★

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  • Annie Hall

    Annie Hall

    This ma fucka Woody make me wanna crawl out my skin

  • Blue Velvet

    Blue Velvet

    ★★★★★

    Ironically, now everything here is clear as day to me

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  • Untold: Swamp Kings

    Untold: Swamp Kings

    ½

    Spends maybe 10 minutes talking about anything interesting (copious criminal activity). Urban is a scumbag. Try as you may, this puff piece can’t rehab that. Fuck off.

  • Titane

    Titane

    Fuck off

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