Favorite films

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  Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire 2005

  Watched 07 Feb 2021 1

  Yeah, Wizard Olympics™️ was fun and all but if I were Voldemort I’d have just mailed Harry a portkey. In like September.

  And that’s why you should elect me as Dark Lord 2024.

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  Ford v Ferrari 2019

  ★★★★½ Watched 13 Jul 2020

  For those of you who think this is just a bro movie, may I remind you that Carroll Shelby has not one but TWO lady names I rest my case

Popular reviews

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 2020

  ★ Watched 18 Feb 2020

  Watched this at Olive Garden while checking Zillow on my Fitbit

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  Yesterday 2019

  ★★★ Watched 01 May 2020

  Here’s an idea: Let’s all wake up tomorrow and forget that the Black Eyed Peas ever existed.

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