Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★½ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  Bong posits: what if the disgusting brothers did Dead Ringers

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★ Watched 25 Feb 2025 1

  What if the real The Monkey is us

Popular reviews

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  Perfect Days 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Feb 2024 1

  Chill out relax and look at the trees. Subtle, moving, maybe a bit repetitive but that seems to be the point — finding beauty in the mundane. At one moment, a character says something like: “Why can’t things just stay as they are?” Time is always marching, we always get older, relationships take form and lose shape. Days may seem the same, you follow a formula; a routine, but each is different with its own discrete moments that make life worth living.

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★ Watched 22 Jul 2024

  As Vladimir Ilyich Lenin once said, there are decades where nothing happens, and there are weeks where decades happen. Well for me, today President Joe Vibin dropped out for having a bad brain and Nic Cage dropped in with his weird ass. A day of all days. Cage in drag doing an off kilter buffalo bill sideshow Bob impression? Idk. This movie was creepy and had some jumps and spooks, but mainly goofs. I snarfed down a pulled pork sandwich with fries and a root beer at the Nitehawk. Lot of Clinton portrait in this - spoiler alert: he’s the beelzebub killer, actually.