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Recent reviews

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  Ice Princess 2005

  ★★★½ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  May your memory be a blessing, queen

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 3 2024

  ★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  When are Stone and Robotnik gonna fucking KISS

Popular reviews

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  Scott Pilgrim vs. the World 2010

  ½ Watched 08 Oct 2018 1

  I made it about 20 minutes into this. I will never get those 20 minutes back. That fact will haunt me forever.

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  Avengers: Age of Ultron 2015

  ½ Added

  The only redeemable quality of this trash heap is James Spader. Because now I can make Robert California/Ultron mashup jokes. Like imagine Ultron getting in Tony’s face like, “you don’t even know my real name. I’m the f**king lizard king.” Didn’t this movie just become a little more bearable?
  Also Steve Rogers moved Mjolnir. That’s pretty great.
  Everything else sucked, Joss Whedon can kiss my ass.

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