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Recent reviews

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Needs more gore porn
  -1/2 stars for not cutting out the obvious christmas-ness

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  Hundreds of Beavers 2022

  ½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  The guy I'm dating made me watch like 16 mins of this and neither of us laughed a single time. He had previously made me watch his favorite YouTube videos to much of the same fanfare: a pinched smile and a "I'm sure it's funny to you, dear."

Popular reviews

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ½ Watched 22 Feb 2025 1

  would have been funny if they made president red hulk orange instead
  far from the worst marvel movie, 3 stars, minus 2.5 for portraying Israel in a positive light in 2025

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  Cleaner 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  greta thunberg and the MCU are canon
  based sexy anti humanist
  surprise based autism representation

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