Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Sound of Metal 2019

  ★★★½ Added

  i met ironfist in the mid 2000s while wearing a bootleg GISM patch and he didn’t bat an eye.

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  Aftersun 2022

  ★★ Added

  similar to watching drive my car the other day, i anticipated this to be something truly incredible based on all the glowing accolades it received. i tick all of the relevant boxes, too: a first-time dad of a beautiful daughter, a history of depression, a crappy relationship with my own father, etc. i was waiting to be hit with some sort of emotional haymaker, but...nope. nothing. nice rug, though.

Popular reviews

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  The Day of Destruction 2020

  ★ Added

  anyone suggesting this is 'punk' is fucking high.

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  Ruined Heart: Another Love Story Between a Criminal & a Whore 2014

  ★★★½ Added

  essentially a series of l o o s e l y connected vignettes with almost zero dialogue and a borderline non-existent overarching narrative. it's also dazzling to look at (sup doyle) and includes a brief egg-kissing scene which rivals tampopo (spoiler: it involves balut).

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