East

East

a slut for a good plot twist

Favorite films

  • Django Unchained
  • The Handmaiden
  • Arrival
  • Surf's Up

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  • Anora

    ★★★★½

  • Longlegs

    ★★★

  • Coherence

    ★★★½

  • Heretic

    ★★★

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  • Coherence

    Coherence

    ★★★½

    A cautionary tale of why you shouldn’t fuck in the friend group

  • The One I Love

    The One I Love

    ★★★★

    WHY DOESN’T ANYONE TALK ABOUT THIS MOVIE!!!! She needs more hype!!!

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  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★★★½

    Igor I cannot reiterate how much I love you and your lil character arc. Nobody tells you how much you’re going to laugh with this movie! And it was the most pleasant of surprises. 

    Mikey, I get the hype and if you ever get sick of Hollywood know that the poles would welcome you because that girl can THROW ASS.

  • He's Just Not That Into You

    He's Just Not That Into You

    ★½

    Alright imma need someone to get me outta this quarantine right fuckin now there’s only a limited number of shitty rom coms I can take