Elijah

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Favorite films

  • Mad Max: Fury Road
  • The Northman
  • The Batman
  • The Thing

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  • Mandy

    ★★★★★

  • Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

  • The Brutalist

  • The Dark Crystal

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  • The Raid

    The Raid

    So cool. I love movies

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★★

    AAAAAAAAH PERFECT MOVIE

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  • Mandy

    Mandy

    ★★★★★

    Since I watched this for the first time a little over a year ago, I have probably thought about this movie twice a week, every week. Finally rewatched (on my steelbook copy, thanks Tommy) and confirmed it’s so good.

    Truly one of the most visually stunning movies I have ever seen. It’s such a hard movie to classify because it’s so beautiful, horrifying, and nutso all at once. I think I saw something a long time ago describing it as…

  • The Brutalist

    The Brutalist

    Good performances, and I’m impressed by what they pulled off with the budget, but this falls apart in the second half unfortunately

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  • Hail, Caesar!

    Hail, Caesar!

    ★★★★½

    Such a great movie for when you want to watch something easy. A lot of fun Coen brothers energy without any of the darkness that usually comes attached.

  • John Bronco Rides Again

    John Bronco Rides Again

    ★★★

    I have a weird, deep affection for John Bronco, so when this popped up on my Hulu dashboard I watched it instantly. 

    It’s fine. Walton Goggins continues to be unwaveringly excellent even in the face of a so-so script. Some of the jokes really caught me off guard and made me laugh, but a lot of it feels pretty forced. Mostly it just made me want to watch John Bronco again. 

    Props to this for imagining the most disgusting flavor of cereal ever thought up by mankind.

    PS: heck yeah I’m the seventh review ever for this