Personal announcement:
Sadly, the Alien: Romulus rev was most probably the last review I have published using my original internet moniker. It's time to leave crazies on the internet to themselves and start anew. Thank you for reading my stuff and for interacting.
Do Androids Dream of Acidic Xenomorphs? [No spoilers review]
I wanted to see the movie on the opening day but was unable to do so because of the weather. Today, I come in to the local cinema to buy the tickets and the lady was like, “We run the film only when four people show up.” So I got mad and said, “Since when did you come up with such a ridiculous rule?”
I was ready to give up and…
I need a 6 hour Youtube ambience video of James Woods smoking weed at night and ruminating on human rights.
Although the movie has some unnecessary jumpscares and logical inconsistency (the window crate), it does not change the fact that it's a gripping thriller with supernatural elements.
Mason Thames does well as the lead, Madeleine McGraw rocks as the sis, but Ethan Hawke STEALS the show as the Grabber.
Recommended if you want to relive Hannibal Lecter vibes, but from the perspective of a victim.
