Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Eyeborgs 2009

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Weird to watch in 2025; AI anxiety, whispers of a rigged election, rationalized restrictions on free press/speech, a very specific breed of pseudo-democratic America First fascism. Also, FaceTime!

  If you're the type to encounter a movie called Eyeborgs and think, "I should watch that!" you'll probably be pleasantly surprised.

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  What the #$*! Do We (K)now!? 2004

  Watched 10 May 2005

  My mother made me watch this in 7th grade for Educational Purposes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Popular reviews

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  The Dark Redemption 1999

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Oct 2014

  I copped this on VHS at Wild & Wooly's closing sale and LET ME TELL YOU there is no greater feeling in the world than watching this on a tiny CRT in your bedroom on a crisp autumn afternoon.

  FEATURING PETER SUMNER REPRISING HIS ROLE OF LT. POL TREIDUM

  90s Star Wars was the goddamn Wild West and this belongs in the Library of Congress.

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  Dish Dogs 2000

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Jan 2024

  "Jason is addicted to Molly."

  Here's a song made entirely from that line:

  soundcloud.com/user-202987138/jason

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