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  • Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever

  • Boa vs. Python

  • AVP: Alien vs. Predator

    ★½

  • Final Destination

    ★★★

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  • Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever

    Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever

    "This movie is more entertaining when I'm awake!" - my girlfriend

    I didn't think it'd be possible for an action movie to make me tired of seeing explosions, but here we are. Every single soundtrack choice in this movie was incorrect.

    This feels like a made-for-tv version of Mission Impossible. This movie exists to be playing quietly on a big TV hanging in a Buffalo Wild Wings.

  • Boa vs. Python

    Boa vs. Python

    There was a mountain in the background when the scene was supposed to be in Miami, Florida.

    About 1/3 of this movie looks like a cutscene from a bad PS1 JRPG.

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  • AVP: Alien vs. Predator

    AVP: Alien vs. Predator

    ★½

    I've never seen a movie set in Antarctica look so warm before.

    This movie looks like absolute ass. I'm not sure what the budget for this was, but I'm certain 95% of it went to a few select Xenomorph scenes because everything else looked like it was made with Spirit Halloween props.

  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1

    The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1

    ★½

    This isn't a romance movie, it's a tragic horror story. Bella's dad is living through a Lynchian nightmare, but the movie frames everything like it's a good thing. Every choice every character makes in this is the wrong one.

    This one also has the worst soundtrack by far.