Favorite films

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Tedious, hollow, and deeply unsexy. An unforgivable waste of the megababe-loaded cast’s time.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 02 Jan 2025

  When your death and sex drives come together to maximise their joint slay.

Popular reviews

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  Parasite 2019

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 09 Feb 2020

  ┏┓  
  ┃┃╱╲ in this
  ┃╱╱╲╲ house
  ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we 
  ▔▏┗┛▕▔ stan
  ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲  
   Parasite & Bong Joon-Ho
  ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ 
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  Blue Jean 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Feb 2023 1

  Fuck Thatcher.

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