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The Curse 2023
best “prestige TV” of the 20’s so far. has haunted my thoughts and influenced several of my nightmares ever since it began airing.
Emma Stone has never been better, a truly scary and complex portrait of curdled privileged liberalism. the style of the show is a perfect marriage between Nathan Fielder’s bracing confessional cringe comedy and Benny Safdie’s anxious hyperrealism, creating sustained skin-melting simmering tension that boils over into a surreal fever dream. one of the only pieces of media…
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Greenberg 2010
sorry heh heh I went a little bit Greenberg there for a sec im normal now I swear ha ha don’t walk away please keep talking to me I barely even raised my voice and you were all making me really uncomfortable I just went Greenberg mode on yalls asses it’s a 2010 dramedy that’s like a fucked-up cynical punch drunk love with intentionally noxious vintage indie sleaze vibes but also a half-hearted cassavetes riff by baumbach it’s mostly forgotten…
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The 7th Annual Live 'On Cinema' Oscar Special 2020
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
"WE GOT DEAD FUCKIN' BODIES, LET'S GO!"
*throws glass of water across room*Spent my Valentine's Day sick with a cold alone watching this, and tbh it's probably in my top half of Valentine's Days in my lifetime when it comes to quality.
This might be my favorite Oscar Special yet, with the interpersonal drama and tension between Tim, Gregg, and the soon-to-be-robbed Toni being something I'm actually fucking invested in, which I never would have suspected earlier in the…
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The Master 2012
10 Word Review:
Id, ego, and super-ego vie for dominance. Enigmatic and stupendously-acted.
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