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  Starfish 2018

  ★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  we have Anniliation at home

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  The Green Knight 2021

  ★ Watched 07 Jan 2025

  This movie is a hallway lined with the sickest Chekhov guns you've ever seen, rainbow anodized, laser attachments, expensive silencers n shit - and not a single one of them gets fired.

  It's just pretty visuals for the sake of pretty visuals, culminating in absolutely nothing. What was the point of the giants? What was the point of his mom being a secret sorcerer? What was the point of diving in the lake to get the skull? What was the…

Popular reviews

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  Ad Astra 2019

  ½ Added

  I actually hate this movie, how do you take such a rich premise and deliver this empty hollow nothing of a movie. Every single ounce of talent from the actors, special effects team, and soundtrack composers, was wasted on this script.

  My favorite part was at the end where the unnamed conflict Pitt's character had with his dialogue-less wife is resolved in a 2 second scene of them hugging. Dogshit movie.

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  Love Never Dies 2012

  ★ Added

  I only watched this movie because I was trying to get laid, and I almost lost my tongue I was biting it so hard.

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