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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Soderbergh, baby! Tight as a drum. Everything sizzles and glows.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025 1

  More unappealing than the sum of its parts. The creepers are cute, Pattinson (playing multiple hapless weirdos) contorts his face like he's a wojak meme. Otherwise—can't say the humor works, the satire is canned. Ruffalo and Collette as Donald and Ivanka ain't it.

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  Big Shark 2023

  ★ Watched 02 Apr 2023

  Immediately prior to the World Pre-Premier (?) of Big Shark, Tommy stood outside the theater in a small, poorly-made plexiglass box, signing merch handed to him over the open top while wearing sunglasses and the same weird-ass gloves he wore in the film. Which says everything about Big Shark. Or maybe nothing. It’s difficult to know for sure.

  During the post-screening Q&A, he compared himself to Shakespeare and recommended drinking milk.

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 29 Feb 2024

  The prophecy fulfilled.

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