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  The Muppets Take Manhattan 1984

  ½ Watched 27 Apr 2024

  More like, the Muppets Take Ma-Ass-To-Hell.
  No funny moments and no Twin Towers. 1980’s Manhattan and these crotch mavens used every camera trick in the book to avoid having the Twin Towers on screen.
  Whoever directed this dreck hated those towers more than Osama.
  Eat me Kermit!

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  Ash 2025

  ★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  More like, ASSh. 
  Video game cutscene the movie. 
  I had post Jalapeño and Pineapple Pizza fever dreams equipped with better storytelling than this.
  The meager moments of cool are instantly swallowed up by the basic bitch sci-fi storyline. Nothing original at all. The soundtrack did slap though.

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  2D animation porn the movie. 
  It’s been awhile since 2D animation was treated with such love (at least in the West). I wish the storyline was better. 
  This is no Duck Dodgers. Not that this movie ever stood a chance of reaching the level of godhood held by Duck Dodgers. 
  But that show proves Daffy and Porky can be the main characters and this movie just did not deliver. Makes you wish Bugs Bunny was around. :(

  Foghorn Leghorn sold his soul when he did KFC ads in the 80s.

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