Anything 3 stars and over I can see myself watching again.
Two and a half is just okay, complete middle of the road.
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Snow White 2025
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I violently shat myself when Dopey spoke. Unfortunately I couldn’t hear what he was saying over my own shrills of delight.
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The Muppets Take Manhattan 1984
More like, the Muppets Take Ma-Ass-To-Hell.
No funny moments and no Twin Towers. 1980’s Manhattan and these crotch mavens used every camera trick in the book to avoid having the Twin Towers on screen.
Whoever directed this dreck hated those towers more than Osama.
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The Monkey 2025
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Ash 2025
More like, ASSh.
Video game cutscene the movie.
I had post Jalapeño and Pineapple Pizza fever dreams equipped with better storytelling than this.
The meager moments of cool are instantly swallowed up by the basic bitch sci-fi storyline. Nothing original at all. The soundtrack did slap though.Translated from by
