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  Hippo 2023

  ★★ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  I spent the first quarter thinking this was a movie designed in a factory for me specifically but ultimately lost itself. Who is paying that electric bill?!?!?

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  13 Going on 30 2004

  ★★★★ Rewatched 01 Mar 2025

  Can they freeze dry a man like a fruit?

Popular reviews

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  When Harry Met Sally... 1989

  ★★ Watched 08 Apr 2022

  If I wanted to watch straight people argue for 90 minutes, I would just walk outside.

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★ Watched 12 Aug 2024

  Why does she have 4 separate notecards each listing a single statement? Girl the environment!!!

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