Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Toy Story 1995

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Jul 2024 1

  the og enemies to lovers- “i have a different word in mind but there’s preschool toys around” also kills in retrospect 😭

  also smh sid’s just a surrealist avant garde doll customizing artist but i’m sure his parents thought he was schizophrenic 😭😭

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  Fantastic Mr. Fox 2009

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 08 Jul 2024

  watching this with the kristofferson to my ash >>

  also resonating extra hard w mrs. felicity fox in the glittering cave scene- “i love you but i shouldn’t have married you” “we all die. unless you change.” and lashing out at someone you love?? god i get her now and i forgot how heart wrenching some of the dialogue is for a quote unquote “kids movie” 😭

  also realizing this movies prevalence in my life from such a young age is probably why foxes are some of my fav animals :)

Popular reviews

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  The Gay Bed and Breakfast of Terror 2007

  ★★½ Watched 01 May 2024

  so. nothing i could ever type would prepare you for the fuckery of this movie, so enjoy this sampling:

  “where are you going to put more jewelry, lisette? your clit?” - said to character that is the kmart version of chappell roan

  “the holy vaginal walls!!!”

  guy having sex with pool floaties on

  gang bang at republican convention

  george w bush shrine

  cunty drag queen + lesbian singer iconic duo

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  Gnomeo & Juliet 2011

  ★★★ Rewatched 03 Feb 2024

  this is the horniest animated children’s movie of the 2010s my god. even the soundtrack fucks. can’t believe i watched this as much as i did as a kid