eli w

eli w

Uhhh here to watch movies and NOT kiss Kate's girlfriend
i givea da bad movies da high ratings!! mamma mia!!

Favorite films

  • Murder on the Orient Express
  • Knives Out
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1

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  • Another Gay Movie

    ★★★★★

  • Opus

  • Midnight Kiss

    ★★★★

  • Game Night

    ★★★★

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  • Another Gay Movie

    Another Gay Movie

    ★★★★★

    while yall are watching march madness im watching PEAK.

    so much going on here where do i even start....
    -glasses boy should've gotten with the stripper
    -nico's outfit with pink suit and striped bangs was cunt
    -and dawn is the realest fucking one out there
    this is both the worst and greatest movie of all time and it should be watched by everyone and also every copy should be burnt.

  • Opus

    Opus

    you don't get to know how many stars i gave it because I'm an artist and you're not


    DINA!!!



    SIMONE!!!

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  • Queer

    Queer

    streets are saying Daniel Craig is topping Omar Apollo in this... will keep you updated...

  • Midnight Kiss

    Midnight Kiss

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.