Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Cecil B. Demented 2000

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  One like and I will get the Almodovar bicep tattoo that the hair stylist guy had…. TWO likes and I’ll get the David Lynch knuckle tattoos too

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  Brothers 2009

  ★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  The perfect movie to watch in 75 parts on TikTok

Popular reviews

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  Nightcrawler 2014

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  That meme that’s like “inside you there are two wolves” except it’s me and the two wolves inside me are Taylor Swift fan versus Jake Gyllenhaal fan

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  Spider-Man 2002

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Oops sorry I’m 23 years late to the party but this movie fucking rocks