Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Showgirls 1995

  ★★★½ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  feeling a bit desensitized to tiddies

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  Dance with the Devil 1997

  Watched 28 Feb 2025

  somehow MORE attracted to Javier Bardem sporting long hair and micro bangs

  And Rosie Perez absolutely banging serving cunt

Popular reviews

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  Road House 1989

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Nov 2023 2

  I don’t usually care for watching men fight but Patrick Swayze makes it look sooo damn good ( + making love of course)

  Fav quote: “you’re too stupid to have a good time!” *throws man out of the bar*

  Also how about that monster truck 🫨

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  The Swimming Pool 1969

  ★★★ Watched 01 Aug 2023

  Idk, I think something must be wrong with ME. Or perhaps my generation’s inability to have their attention span held for longer than a TikTok (ooook so i was actually getting antsy because I wanted to see the full moon I think that’s a good excuse)

  (I digress) 

  ANYWAY

  I so badly want to love French new wave films—so much style, sexiness, beauty, great music, lovely language— but sometimes they’re lost on me (not to say there aren’t many that…

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