Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Spellbound 1945

  ★★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  ingrid bergman’s dr. petersen looking at gregory peck’s dr. edwardes: i can fix him AND fuck him

  the dali dream sequence goes crazy. anton chekhov’s nephew is in this. gregory peck truly was the hottest man to ever walk this earth. argue with the wall!

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  Dangerous Beauty 1998

  ★★★ Watched 12 Dec 2018

  this movie has a thot training montage that rivals the training montage in disney’s hercules AND all of the rocky training montages

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  The Return of Martin Guerre 1982

  ★★★½ Watched 01 Sep 2018

  gerard depardieu is the only man who can pull off a bowlcut