Since I was unable to sit through the sequel after giving my precious time to the first Christmas Prince movie, here's a dictation of the poop deli skit from tiktok in place of a review.
how you doin' bossman can i get an everything bagel throw a half pound of poop ayy uh the usual for me quarter scoop poop on the poop poop bagel imma do uh bagel everything scoop it out put a little lox and yknow put…
If you're here for compelling storytelling, good plot continuity down to small details, and satisfying characters, don't watch this movie.
That being said.
If you're here for line reads that drive sounds out of your body akin to a hyena getting waterboarded, eyebrow journeys (not face journeys, eyebrow), a woman having a bad allergic reaction to a stroke, and a killer who makes exceptions on not murdering over CONSENSUAL sex, go right ahead!
I also really like this movie because…
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I'm beginning to feel like you guys are lying about sitting through this entire thing -- even if you do think Costas is hot in it. 1/2 a star to begin.
Extra half-star because Selena's death, while it made no sense with the consideration of mustard gas being used over the fucking BOMB in her head that was established by two previous deaths, was a decently disturbing shot. Guess we need the variety, but it messed with any continuity we…
