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Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 15 Mar 2025

  Bong Joon-Ho is my fucking goat. Mark Ruffalo’s Coffin veneers were blinding me
  I want to see the version with Rob’s Steve-o and Johnny Knoxville impressions.

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 15 Feb 2025

  All Tashi thought she was gonna get was two gay best friends who are dating and now she’s spent the last 12 years emotionally manipulating two twinks

Popular reviews

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  One of Them Days 2025

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 14 Feb 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 23 Jan 2025

  Reaffirmation of my belief that we should let Pope Francis say frociaggine