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  Rats! 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Not gonna lie, Xanax and pineapple sounds pretty fire.

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  Leprechaun 3 1995

  ★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  This movie takes a great premise, a Leprechaun murders people in Vegas, and fills it with some of the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen. I mean, sometimes it is the fun type of dumb, but most of the time it is just the kind of dumb that makes me long to have one of those magical wish granting gold coins just so that I could wish for my own death. That whole becoming a Leprechaun plot is just awful. So…

Popular reviews

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  Throw Momma from the Train 1987

  ★★★ Watched 15 Jun 2021 4

  This is just a rip-off of the book ‘Momma, Owen, and Owen’s Friend Larry’.

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  The Coffee Table 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Apr 2024

  Wow. Put that coffee table in a house with the mirror from Oculus and the bed from Death Bed and you’ve got yourself quite a terrifying furniture set.

  Okay, so that was the least happy movie I’ve ever seen. I don’t know how many people I could even recommend this to. Only watch it if you like your movies soul crushing and anxiety ridden. 

  Don’t read any further unless you want some heavily implied spoilers. Essentially this movie is like…

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