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  The Killer Is One of Thirteen 1973

  ★★ Watched 01 Jan 2023

  seems like it's going to be a glacially slow Agatha Christie for a full hour, then surprises you by turning into a giallo but also somehow getting even slower

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  Supernova 2000

  ★ Watched 26 Apr 2022

  A movie that dares to ask "What if Event Horizon, but boring and also horny"

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  The Perfect Wedding 2012

  ★★ Watched 12 Apr 2021

  Sometimes I think to myself "why aren't there Hallmark movies but gay", this is the monkey's-paw version of that.

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  Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022

  ★½ Watched 18 Feb 2022

  If the entire movie had been imbued with the deluded feverish energy of the final scene, where our final girl watches her sister get beheaded by a chainsaw while she peers out of the sunroof of a Tesla slowly self-driving its way out of town, this would have been a very different, much better, film.

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