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Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 2024
what if we kissed in the medical jerking off room
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The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 2005
“WHY DID YOU MAKE ME OUT OF LAVA?! WHY, MAX?!“
The way this movie unironically holds up?? The way mr electric and the kids on planet drool were a metaphor for capitalists taking advantage of working class labor (“if they can’t rest, they can’t sleep, and if they can’t sleep, they can’t dream, and if they can’t dream, they can’t undermine his power”)?? The way max is such a sweet kid?? The way sharkboy is the antithesis to Max’s dad,…
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The Blair Witch Project 1999
do you think the blair witch effectively utilized girlpower when she slaughtered the man who was mean to heather?
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