eliasmercer

eliasmercer

I’ve seen it, I just don’t remember it. And I definitely enjoyed not liking it.

Favorite films

  • The Brothers Bloom
  • Storks
  • Game Night
  • Before I Disappear

Recent activity

All
  • The Menu

    ★★★★★

  • Hidalgo

    ★★★★

  • Triple Frontier

    ★★★★

  • Hot Rod

    ★★★★★

Recent reviews

More
  • The Menu

    The Menu

    ★★★★★

    Well paced, perfectly sized entrées. Would eat here again.

  • Hidalgo

    Hidalgo

    ★★★★

    Aragorn + Horses = what more are you looking for? In all seriousness there is a dreamlike quality to this movie that kind of elevates the story. It’s about a race across thousands of miles of Arabian desert, but time and distance between destinations seem to float lightly by on beautiful cinematography between heavier kidnapping, horse-napping, and drunk-napping plot points. It’s very fun to watch is what I mean to say.

Popular reviews

More
  • Weird: The Al Yankovic Story

    Weird: The Al Yankovic Story

    I like to imagine that this movie will be all that’s left of humanity in the near/distant future. And I’m okay with that.

  • Hereditary

    Hereditary

    My new greatest fear is Toni Collette hiding in the dark corners of my house. I give it a handful of headless bodies out of a possible gaggle of naked cultists.

Following

3