Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Are turtlenecks in Fassbender’s rider?

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  This is the best Expendables movie.

Popular reviews

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  Artemis Fowl 2020

  ★★ Watched 12 Jun 2020

  Josh Gad was okay as his character but when his character narrates you get real movie trash gold. Nauseatingly bad.
  There's a great movie in there somewhere but you'll need more than GPS to find it.

  I still loosely enjoyed watching this. Whenever I watch movies like this, my 10 year old self still manages to take over for a bit and go WHOA all the time. In that sense I really enjoyed the story even though it wasn't good. I hope a few years pass and someone else tries to tackle this story.

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  Emma. 2020

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Nov 2020

  Extremely charming. I wanted to dislike this movie but it was an impossible task. I've seen Anya Taylor-Joy before and I liked her already, but now I'm closing to becoming a STAN. And I saw this right before Queen's Gambit so imagine how I feel about her now.
  (hopefully new mutants wont cost her points.)