Eli Kaltenecker

Eli Kaltenecker Pro

Part time filmmaker, full time goofball

Favorite films

  • The Shawshank Redemption
  • Casablanca
  • Good Will Hunting
  • It's a Wonderful Life

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  • Kraven the Hunter

  • The Big Lebowski

    ★★★★½

  • I'm Still Here

    ★★★★★

  • Carol

    ★★★★

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  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★★★½

    Time Finished: 7:38 PM |

    Arguably the most anticipated film of 2024, Anora’s pre-release trailers and teasers built up a framework that smoothly correlated with contemporary cinema; however, the final product is far from those foundations.

    Genre is a funny thing. Many filter their tastes through this label, and others don’t mind the system at all. I’m one who considers genre while watching a piece, but it never dictates my ratings. 

    Anora blurs genre lines, never being just one thing. …

  • Lawrence of Arabia

    Lawrence of Arabia

    ★★★★★

    70mm Restoration Celebration 

    Time Finished: 11:06 PM |

    “Nothing is written”

    Spectacle: an overused term (used by yours truly) to describe an absolute grandiose visual experience.

    And, Lawrence of Arabia is a visual vista. Few films in history establish and retain perfection with each and every composition. Each slow pan or steady shot in this film oozes beauty. Also, the precise pacing allows one’s eyes to drift across the frame, appreciating every single detail.

    The steadily rising sun, camels gliding…

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  • Kraven the Hunter

    Kraven the Hunter

    Time Finished: 11:00 PM |

    backstory SPOON FED, dialogue FORCED AND UNNATURAL, camerawork UNWARRANTED AND BAD etc etc…

    Example #1 how CGI can be overused. Don’t even get me started on the superfluous violence.

  • The Big Lebowski

    The Big Lebowski

    ★★★★½

    Time Finished: 9:05 PM |

    Joel and Ethan Coen are the kings of the quirky comedy. The Big Lebowski was the Industrial Revolution for Quote factories.

    check em out is no particular order:

    “The Dude abides”

    “Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos”

    “That rug really tied the room together”

    “Shut the fuck up, Donny.”

    “In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright, flowering, young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364”

    “Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules”

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  • The Holdovers

    The Holdovers

    ★★★★★

    Time Finished: 2:46 PM |

    “You see, history is not simply the study of the past. It is an explanation of the present”

    Nestled in a New England boarding school, The Holdovers is a tale of learning, but more importantly, friendship.

    Paul (Paul Giamatti), Angus (Dominic Sessa), and Mary (Da’Vine Joy Randolph) round out the dynamic trio who carries this wonderful story along. Their holiday isolation starts off rough, but their sympathies grow them closer together.

    “Life is like a…

  • Groundhog Day

    Groundhog Day

    ★★★★

    Time Finished: 7:47 PM |

    Happy Groundhog Day Punxsutawney Phil. Thanks for not seeing your shadow. Hopefully your rodent ass isn’t lying.

    Groundhog Day depicts a grumpy Bill Murray as Channel 9’s weatherman covering yet another year of that acclaimed groundhog celebration. 

    “Wow, looking foxy tonight, man. Hey, is your troop gonna be selling cookies again this year?”

    Defined by its repetitive plot, Groundhog Day establishes the time loop trope that honestly has worn out its wear. It’s quite funny…