eli kurtz

eli kurtz

SKINNY LEGEND WHO LIKES MOVIES!

Favorite films

  • Call Me by Your Name
  • Holes
  • Ratatouille
  • Stand by Me

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • Paddington in Peru

    ★★★★

  • Paddington 2

    ★★★★½

  • Paddington

    ★★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    surprisingly a critter movie

    and a challengers scene?

    also simpsons level prediction in this jawn.

    so cute i have good time while watching while still making my brain think

  • Paddington in Peru

    Paddington in Peru

    ★★★★

    these forests are where i was raised

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  • Strays

    Strays

    ½

    😂😂dog say fuck😂😂
    😂😂dog do sex human stuff😂😂
    😂😂dog played by actor😂😂


    the dog literally tried to pick up a set of keys with its penis, what is this movie

  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★

    dare i say he was monkeying around?